It's not what you think.

assbutt-of-asgard:

imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward

WHAT IF YOU DID IT DURING A TEST? 

“Ms, I have a questiOOOO.”

(via tabbiecat5)

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.
Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

OR, you could bury a body under the pool and when the cops are looking for it, You can throw them off.

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

coolest thing

OR, you could bury a body under the pool and when the cops are looking for it, You can throw them off.

(Source: coachtorts, via playhard-prayharder)

Pffffft, like she’s one to talk.

Pffffft, like she’s one to talk.

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Just found my  period medicine in the Menstrual cycle page. #menstrualcycle #biology #studying #library #medicine #drugs #funny #lol #biology #gcse

Just found my period medicine in the Menstrual cycle page. #menstrualcycle #biology #studying #library #medicine #drugs #funny #lol #biology #gcse

I have not watched Glee in two weeks. TWO WEEKS. This is not good for my state of mind. Stupid GCSEs.

I feel so judged. #biology #gcse #tryingtotalkaboutsex #edexcel #judgingyou #funny #stupid #studying #lol #Moldiv

I feel so judged. #biology #gcse #tryingtotalkaboutsex #edexcel #judgingyou #funny #stupid #studying #lol #Moldiv

Okay, so it’s meant as protection against radiation… But it wasn’t the first thought in my head. #protection #physics #radiation #funny #dirtymind #12AM #tootiredforphysics #cantstoplaughing #itsnotthatfunny #helpme #saveme #ahh

Okay, so it’s meant as protection against radiation… But it wasn’t the first thought in my head. #protection #physics #radiation #funny #dirtymind #12AM #tootiredforphysics #cantstoplaughing #itsnotthatfunny #helpme #saveme #ahh

omg omg omg, today after mass there were two people who were dating, and I randomly yelled out ‘I CAN SEE WHAT’S HAPPENING’ and this guy answered ‘WHAT?’ And we continued for about 10 mins. We’re now best friends.
Also, my mum pretended that she didn’t know me and drove away.

This might be the cutest thing ever. #facebook #reportaproblem #bug #cute #adorable #funny #istillusefacebook #boredom #ipad #loling #sleepdeprived

This might be the cutest thing ever. #facebook #reportaproblem #bug #cute #adorable #funny #istillusefacebook #boredom #ipad #loling #sleepdeprived

I think I overpacked… #itsonly5days #packing #clothes #laptop #sleepovers #fun #relatives #going #to #zamalek #overpacked #fail #cantundothis #lol #imnotevendone #whatdoido #funny #cantstoplaughing #needtosleep #needtogetalife

I think I overpacked… #itsonly5days #packing #clothes #laptop #sleepovers #fun #relatives #going #to #zamalek #overpacked #fail #cantundothis #lol #imnotevendone #whatdoido #funny #cantstoplaughing #needtosleep #needtogetalife